From the extreme off-Broadway musical IF HOMELESS PEOPLE COULD FLY, comes the opening number performed by Homeless Harry & The Hash Pipes back from their tour of Amsterdam. They played every hash house in Holland. Once again, the poignant play about the plight of homeless America only amplifies the message that their problems are now ignored by arguments of debt and percentages of income taxes. Hey, the homeless are driven by debt, and it never needs an oil change. 

So far the Presidential Primary season has been filled with excitement. Well that is, if you like vile opinions, vitriolic speeches and vacuous statements. WHACKO-TV put the full force of its news team on duty for New Hampshire. INSURRECTION TWENTY TWELVE, as we call it, is a bent look at straight men trying to win the nomination of the Republican Party. We spared no expense and were not underwritten by any Super PAC; that we know of? We are on our way to South Carolina now for some low country barbeque. Until then, enjoy the recap. 

Finally we get Chef Dwight back from all the food networks and world tours to bring us another episode of Cookin’ with DaWhite Guy. This time our live-in chef creates a wonderful Indian dish that will release major endorphins. You remember Major Endorphins who starred in the great military Bollywood classic “To Curry Favor”. Alongside Betty Davis, this was a movie that inspired the dish that Chef Dwight cooks for us tonight. 

Before we close the WHACKO-TV studios and head on out for that big New Year’s Eve party, we let some of the college interns put together a little tribute to 2011. Being of a noir nature and attempting to use a drained lake as the metaphor for the close of a tough year, they presented this to our staff. We thought it was a bit much, but we were impressed they shot it on film at 24 frames a second, which is more retro than video. Who paid for the damn film? We just wanted to wish everyone in the viewing audience a HAPPY NEW YEAR; onward to better things in 2012. 

At the end of every year we evaluate all our relationships. And in this case, our videographer and self-proclaimed folk singer Lumber Jack Bob is asking the question: How close can you get to a wild turkey? It seems to us that this is a story about a family out for a snack in the field. When Jack Bob tries to get close to them, they want nothing of it. We want all our viewers to know that no turkey was harmed in the making of this video. Well, except that one at Christmas dinner. 

It was quite a year. From taking down the top terrorist to goofy presidential candidates, we got through another one. The WHACKO-TV Best of 2011 covers all the “talented” people who have contributed to the wonderful programming that we have provided to the world. We are so excited about escaping from this year and getting to 2012. So, Happy New Year and enjoy the 12-13 minutes you will never get back after watching our presentation. 

Everyone is talking about the protester; winner of the man of the year in Time Magazine. But few people acknowledge the home protester. That older person, who sits on their sofa, reads the paper and talks out loud about what bothers them in the US of A. The Last Newspaper Reader is back and this time, he reads and talks. A perfectly wonderful freedom we all can enjoy. 

Once again the WHACKO-TV game department has renewed the contract for one of our best game shows SLAP THE MONKEY. Catch the antics of CECIL RATHBONE our host and the unusual guests: Presidential hopeful Hal Hitler, federal prisoner Rufus T and the ever outrageous Bobby Ganoosh. See it now and play along at home. 

With all the activity in Egypt these days we are reminded of the lyrics of that famous song, “here comes the new boss, same as the old boss.” Ironically, this was the same day Bruce Springsteen announced his next concert tour, but we were talking about the oppression of an entire nation.  It is always something; from the dictator, to the dictator’s son, to the overly zealous military leader, Egypt has it all. Boy, I hope those pyramids last long enough for democracy to kick in. WHACKO-TV cannot believe that this local merchant is taking advantage of this new uprising, but hey, democracy loves capitalism.  

We shall overcome these tough times. We can only hope that one day we can all look back on all this and it will seem funny. Wolf Douglas and BACKLINE are back with a look at the OCCUPY WALL STREET movement in New York and the recent Police crackdown. If cleanliness is next to godliness, then the Occupy Movement is a bit cleaner after Mayor Moneybags evicted the protesters from the park they have occupied for the last two months. WHACKO-TV has cleaned up its act, too. 

It is so warm and wonderful to see brothers working together on a video like this. Dwight, Dewayne and Wolf Douglas teamed up for the first time to talk about their new health plan. Everyone seems to have one. This is better than Obama-care and won’t turn your face orange like John Boehner’s. Join the party as we present this new music video from those three crazy knuckleheads. 

America is a country where litigation seems to be our middle name. We hate attorneys, but we tend to call them when we want to get our pound of flesh. We love to sue people. One of the more progressive attorneys is Tony Facovia from the law firm of Wright, Wong & Facovia. We covered his most recent speech at Guy Phister University to the 2014 graduating Law Class. What can we say about Tony that hasn’t been said at the bar? And we mean the bar he goes to after work each day. 

There comes a time when we all feel like we heard enough. There is nothing more frustrating than to believe someone else is using your ideas. WHACKO-TV rarely airs out its dirty laundry, or takes out someone else’s trash, but the staff and management is very aggravated about celebrities stealing some of our material to use for their own. That is why Wolf Douglas has taken to the air to expose these people.

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