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Every year, WHACKO-TV's management brings in Herby Koughman to consult us on how to get more hits, or views, or whatever they are calling them these days. And of course, he says, "You need to have cute little kittens, or pretty puppies running around." And we say, well, okay, but this better work. We turned to our canine correspondent, Jorge Robinson to deliver a winner of a video we hope you enjoy.

WHACKO-TV spares no expense when it comes to covering cultural events. GROUNDHOG DAY was no exception. WHACKO-TV spares no expense when it comes to covering cultural events. This time the crew didn't keep repeating themselves like the movie, they actually got in there and got the real dirt on Punxsutawney Phil and asked the hard questions on the latest protest against this event by PETA. We got both sides of the story.

In President Obama's STATE OF THE UNION address, many things were said. So many things that of course, the common man and woman needs "experts" to unravel it all and help them shape their opinions. In comes Wolf Douglas and the crack WHACKO-TV round table of political analysts to get it straight. Catch the award winning coverage you just can't get anywhere else.

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO

WHACKO-TV traveled to the farms of upstate New York to capture the footage of a major breakup. While everyone is curious about Tiger and Elin, or Brad and Angelina's possible split, we were there live as the goofy guy with the Viking hat broke-up with his pig wife. You won't see this on the history channel.

A V O C A D O T A R

WHACKO-TV has it. AVOCADOTAR - the TV version of that famous movie - makes its debut. See it now, without 3-D glasses and the long lines. Follow the story from spaceship to revolution. As the man said, if you're talking about a revolution, count me out. Rated PG-13, well, more like X.

AVOCADOTAR TWO IS BITCHIN'

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THESE VIDEOS

With every great success in the movie business, there is always a sequel. This is AVOCADOTAR TWO. In this episode, our hero D'Brickashaw returns to Pandora and gets to not only see his girl friend again, but he gets to talk to James Cameron. This is bizarre stuff.

CONAN GONE - WHAT WILL COMCAST DO, WHEN THEY TAKE OVER?

WHACKO-TV rarely takes a stand about issues in its own industry, but the controversy about Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien has brought out a strong discussion. Join Wolf Douglas as he gives you a glimpse of Japan's Top TV show and an opinion on how TV works. Totally WHACKO-TV.

"I am totally offended that when asked about the working conditions at WHACKO-TV, many of these characters say, OH, WE ARE JUST HORSING AROUND. Why can't they use a less derogatory expression; like, we are just a barrel of monkeys? Or does that offend you, Mr. Salgoud?"