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Wolf Douglas tackles two sensitive subjects: Swine flu and the comfort of lab rats when in custody of an accused murder. This next episode of ADD NEWS proves you don't have to be suffering from Gender-dysphora to be into sports.

Pythagoras and Heimlich on ADD NEWS
This edition of ADD NEWS covers a lot of ground. From President Obama's speech in Congress, to debate over who is more important Dr. Henry Heimlich or Pythagoras to an evaluation of Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Cutting-edge news so sharp that even Wolf Douglas got bloody.

(SEPTEMBER 1, 2009) Wolf Douglas does the news in less than two minutes. You could have cooked an egg while he was doing the news. This cast, he looks at the South California wild fires and take on torture with Dick Cheney. This is award winning news at its shortest, thus the name ADD NEWS.


(AUGUST 20, 2009) WOLF DOUGLAS returns to the news desk with his new ADD NEWS for people with short attention spans and a ... what was I talking about? Well, whatever this new video is I am sure it is pretty good. Oh yeah, it's the news.

(July 8, 2009) Total Commander Nimrod, News Hunter from another galaxy reports on how he sees the planet earth. This exclusive to WHACKO-TV shows how very little the ALIENS know about us. This is sure to get the goat of SCI-FI fans everywhere.

NIMROD CLAIMS NO SEX WAS INVOLVED
We don't know why they keep coming down to earth to do their news reports, but ALIEN NEWS is back on WHACKO-TV. This time spaced reporter Nimrod talks about school uniforms, Wal-Mart and of course, Tiger Woods' late night antics. The Total Commander may think he knows us, but then do we?