DOCU-DRAMA DIVISION

WHACKO-TV brings back the Book Nook to prove that we actually still read books. Catch Lumber Jack Bob's cryptic analysis and critique of Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol, or was that The Lost Cymbal, because without a good cymbal, you can't have an effective marching band.

WHACKO-TV rarely takes a stand about issues in its own industry, but the controversy about Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien has brought out a strong discussion. Join Wolf Douglas as he gives you a glimpse of Japan's Top TV show and an opinion on how TV works. Totally WHACKO-TV.

DAVID LETTERMAN GETS OFF EASY AND APPARENTLY OFTEN

In an effort to provide some uplifting programming, WHACKO-TV has added a new featurette called the BOOK NOOK. We find books that the New York Times have never heard of and gives you a top ten list to consider while you are surfing the net for books.

Inspired by William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, this tossed salad of dialog about censorship back in the days of early Rome leaves the audience wanting more. More of what, we don't know. WHACKO-TV presents CAESAR SALAD THEATRE, a one act play written by the General Manager's wife.

With all the coverage lately about Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., one of the nation's pre-eminent African-American scholars, being arrested at his home in Cambridge, WHACKO-TV was obligated under a strange and arcane law to give equal time to an opposing view. And who did we end up with, the Faceless Man.

Wolf Douglas goes toe to toe with Mike Powell to probe the difference between English English and American English. This is one Conflict & Drama you don't want to miss.

Another new show from WHACKO-TV. Conflict & Drama brings you things that bother Wolf Douglas and maybe you, too. Catch the conflict, deal with the drama.

St. Patrick's Pixie and Lucky Charm the Frog come to WHACKO-TV to do the first annual GOOD LUCK SHOW. Demonstrating how you can get lucky.

For the Iraqi newsman looking for some tips on what to throw at a Super Power. Whacko-TV presents Shoe Talk.

We need to do something radical to help the oil crisis on the short term. We need a big idea. This is a big idea.