INTELLIGENT DESIGN FLAW
BABY "MILKAHOLIC" LYNDSEY SUES LESBIAN LINDSAY
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The debate has been raging for sometime about Darwin vs. Intelligent Design. Lumber Jack Bob brings a third party into the mix, Mother Nature. This BOOK NOOK feature is usually played early Sunday morning during our public affairs programming, but this one created quite a stir. How did Lindsay Lohan get into this one?
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After WHACKO-TV debuted AVOCADOTAR, many of the cast members thought they would automatically be up for an ACADEMY AWARD. One cast member, an extra at best, returned to Hollywood High the morning after the award show to talk about the movies that were nominated for best picture and what he thought about the results.
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That crazy old guy who reads the newspaper is back. This time WHACKO-TV caught him reading about the problems with alleged political corruption in the Empire State, New York. The opinions he alleged stated on this video are allegedly not the opinion of alleged management of WHACKO-TV or any of our alleged sponsors.
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WHACKO-TV just won the right to broadcast the Lotto numbers from LOTTO AMERICA and of course, they also agreed to carry the two minute show that features some of the winners of the lottery. Well, what a first show. Thelma Louise Dishlecker and her husband Dick won both major lotteries the first week WHACKO-TV had the coverage. They seem like real normal and nice people.
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All the banks and credit card companies are changing things. They are sending letters out to help the consumer understand all the changes. WHACKO-TV permitted Tony Facovia to buy a series of commercials to explain how these new credit card policies will affect us all. We have to give him credit, no one else will.
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WHACKO-TV took its remote unit to the Steel City to talk to football fans about the sport they love so much. Wolf Douglas found one Steeler fan who has been locked up in his house since the big game took place. We can't actually say the name of the "big game" because the NFL owns the right of any utterance of the word. SUPERBOWL..... gotcha!
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To keep some of those over-zealous interest groups at bay, WHACKO-TV created the continuing education series which runs early on Sunday morning. This show, EMILIO The Educator, was funded by small businesses that need a strong workforce that can be loaded into trucks early in the morning. EMILIO will certainly not raise your school taxes.
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Wow, that was a lot of snow. And every good snow job deserves to be covered by our crack team of reporters. Wolf Douglas was there as record snow falls shut down most of the east coast and along with his trusted expert, Nastasha, the Russian Weather Lady, they put a blow-torch on the snow and brought you the all the important news.
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WHACKO-TV finds things to do on the internet and brings them to their viewing public. This one is unique. A new web site where you can enter the confessional online and gain redemption. WHACKO-TV sent Wolf Douglas to experience this unusual new Internet service. O.M.G.
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Click The Doggie's Nose and Watch Her Run
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Every year, WHACKO-TV's management brings in Herby Koughman to consult us on how to get more hits, or views, or whatever they are calling them these days. And of course, he says, "You need to have cute little kittens, or pretty puppies running around." And we say, well, okay, but this better work. We turned to our canine correspondent, Jorge Robinson to deliver a winner of a video we hope you enjoy.
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BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO
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WHACKO-TV traveled to the farms of upstate New York to capture the footage of a major breakup. While everyone is curious about Tiger and Elin, or Brad and Angelina's possible split, we were there live as the goofy guy with the Viking hat broke-up with his pig wife. You won't see this on the history channel.
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WHACKO-TV has it. AVOCADOTAR - the TV version of that famous movie - makes its debut. See it now, without 3-D glasses and the long lines. Follow the story from spaceship to revolution. As the man said, if you're talking about a revolution, count me out. Rated PG-13, well, more like X.
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AVOCADOTAR TWO IS BITCHIN'
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THESE VIDEOS
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With every great success in the movie business, there is always a sequel. This is AVOCADOTAR TWO. In this episode, our hero D'Brickashaw returns to Pandora and gets to not only see his girl friend again, but he gets to talk to James Cameron. This is bizarre stuff.
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"I am totally offended that when asked about the working conditions at WHACKO-TV, many of these characters say, OH, WE ARE JUST HORSING AROUND. Why can't they use a less derogatory expression; like, we are just a barrel of monkeys? Or does that offend you, Mr. Salgoud?"
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