WHACKO-TV has some of the hottest thespians at its fingertips for its continuing Docu-Drama Series. This time, they focus on Healthcare reform and metaphors. The Night Watchman is a euphonium for something far more sinister than you can image. So, to all you horn-blowers, watch it and weep.
The sales department at WHACKO-TV once again proved that they will take any advertiser. We welcome VASECTA-MEX to our commercial schedule. This recently approved drug is supposed to help men who have been neutered with the pain and discomfort after vasectomy.We sure hope this works.
WHACKO-TV welcomes our newest sponsor Ratte Village where everyone gets in for $100. Their new commercial features their mascot Rodney the Dancing Rat. With all the controversy about the housing industry, it's great to see someone doing something positive about the renting industry.
In an effort to keep you up on what is happening in immigration law, WHACKO-TV presents this commercial for the law firm WRIGHT, WONG and FACOVIA. Tony Facovia brings his legal style to the party and makes you think, who is in charge anyway?
WHACKO-TV presents an new episode in the continuing series THEY CAME TO CHUCK YOU. Bucky Johnston plays a radical activist in the year: Stardate 2044 when the Supreme Court of the World has decided against the woodchucks and beavers. This is a thriller without an ending.
WHACKO-TV is once again sponsored by the fine law firm of WRIGHT, WONG & FACOVIA. Tony Facovia gives a little free advice in this commerical when he helps out an Indian American, or is that American Indian, well see for yourself.
To offset the lag of advertising dollars, the brain trust at WHACKO-TV has decided to go into the airline business with WHACKO-AIR. Now we don't want to be negative, but they could have picked the cell phone industry or even the grass seed business, but air travel? Well, this is the first commercial for the new airline produced by our ad agency, Whackman, Slapman and Beers.
WHACKO-TV always highlights some of its best advertisers, but this time, we are saddened by the fact that SPOOKY TOWNE has bit the dust. We know how popular they've been each Halloween, but for the life of us, we could never figure out how they stayed in business the rest of the year. This is their last commercial.
Another one of our proud sponsors on WHACKO-TVsm, the law firm of WRIGHT, WONG and FACOVIA ran this commercial over and over again. If you speak Russian, you'll love to hear the unsolicited testimonial of one of their favorite clients.
